The Size of Romance When It's Just Too Large

Everyone is so concerned with size these days.  Females concentrate on ballooning up the boobs while guys focus on beefing up the old  schnooskies.  

Bigger, higher, longer, thicker - where does it end?  And when is large just too large in your romantic relationship?

 Ladies First - The Size of Romance According to Fox in Gloves- When It's Just Too Large

(Just too big)     OR    (Just right, and about average.)

Let's tackle the ladies first.  No wonder they drive men nuts!  Women have this top-heavy thing going, a love-my-boobs fest.  In other words, they want to be bigger on the top than on the bottom.   If possible, most would wear a size 'Barbie Doll' panties and a size Kong's Dong bra.  Talk about someone's cup running over!

Being big-breasted isn't all that it's cracked up to be.  Big Kong Dongs can create deep grooves in the shoulder area - at times the ruts are deep enough for a dump truck to drive through.  This creates added pressured on the old back. When years on end of pressure build up, the back begins to curl like a witch's claw.  It isn't pretty, not to mention, comfy.

So as you can see, if you are standard- chested, thank your lucky stars!  

If your goal is to make the guys go gaga, simply purchase a 'padded elevator bra'.  That should do the trick.  Oh.  And if the relationship goes well, leave the lights off during lovemaking.  Love Note: Many men prefer small-chested women when it comes to romance.

Guys Last - The Size of Romance According to Fox in Gloves - When It's Just Too Large

(Just too big)    OR   (Just right, and about average.)

Does size really matter with a woman?  Yes.  Generally, the size of your pocketbook is very important.  But as for the old schnooskie, rest easy.  Think of it this way.  If you were fixing to fill your tank with gas, would you rather have a standard-sized hose that fit into the tank or would you rather have one the size of a culvert?

Be good to schnooski!  Yes, you must always take care of the old schnooski, because many have been damaged via methods of enlargement.  It's not a turkey baster, you know.  Love Note:  When it comes to romance, and especially in long-term romantic relationships, women generally prefer less than normal, except in the case of older women. With age comes a loss of elasticity, thus that secret compartment in a woman loses its tighty.  At this point, culverts might be preferred.

Inside Romantic Tip: By reading the above, you can probably translate the Secret Basis for the 'women prefer large members'.  Sad but so, it's a bit of the blaming factor - making a guy feel inadequate size-wise when in fact, the woman has simply aged in size herself.  Go figure.....

Our Romantic Rendezvous In Summary - Does Size of Romance REALLY Count

Be content with what you've got.  Could be worse.

(Painfully small.)    OR     (Painfully small.)

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