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Todd
& Margo Breed Under the Stars
Todd
and Margo have hit the outdoor wilderness trail. Guess what
they are doing inside of their camper?
You're probably thinking,
'The is a trick article. They got me to click the link, then the article
is going to say something witty like - Todd and Margo are making shakes and
fries.'
Well, think no further!
If you guessed breeding - you were correct! In fact, if you'll look
very closely at the rocking camper, you'll see Margo's head pop up every
now and then. (Third window to the right.) (You have to look very fast
to catch it.)
Nonetheless, getting
back into the great outdoors is one way to kick in hormones that have decided
to stagnate and grow dormant. Everyone gets lows and yes, those really
fun 'highs' in a relationship, but from time-to-time, the romance dies down
in all relationships. It's part of the very normal cycle of nature.
Getting out into the
wild instills a primitive urge within us - it brings out the beast within, so
to speak. There's just something very natural about breeding in the wild,
underneath a sky studded with stars as you get studded by your guy, or dazed
by your lady.
If you don't have
a camper - don't fret! Invest in a small tent, a couple of sleeping bags,
an air mattress and a cheap piece of vinyl sheathing to put underneath your
tent. These items can be slowly purchased and will be enjoyed for years
to come!
So get out, get back
to nature and find the wilder side of you! It will ignite your dead romance,
or inflame your existing sizzling romance. It's a win-win situation!
In case you are wondering
about Todd and Margo, they slept very soundly through the night but awoke to
four flat tires.

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