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Grandmother & the Wolf - continued

When Younger Men are Attracted to Older Women

A worm stretched out on a desert floor without a cloud in sight stands a better chance of survival than Darwin and Velma's relationship. Here are the reasons why:

The age gap between Darwin and Velma is wider than the Grand Canyon.
Darwin has expressed a desire for kids and Velma's well is drier than a dead cow's bone.

Velma is playing with Darwin like a cat with a piece of thin string. She wouldn't dare do anything so foolish as to endanger her pension.

Velma's and Darwin's personal tastes are too diverse. Velma enjoys skinny dipping, dousing her food with hot chili peppers and wrestling.

Darwin enjoys solving puzzles, bland food sprinkled with just a tab of sea salt, and reality television shows.

Darwin likes a good harp while Velma favors the sax.

Both Darwin and Velma have lived single lives for a long while now, and their relationship is more physical than emotional.

Why Darwin is Attracted to Velma

Darwin shares a volatile relationship with his natural mother whose age is comparable to Velma's age. His ability to conquer an older woman lends an air of victory.

Velma is very naughty in a good way, in the bedroom. Darwin likes a woman who knows not only what to do with herself, but with him as well. Simply put, Darwin likes to experience Velma's experience.

Why Velma is Attracted to Darwin

Velma is trying to reach 100. Darwin is her 99th conquest.

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