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Candles & Romance
- Candle Precautions Part Duex
The importance of keeping your wits, even during those frenzied magic moments.
By implementing these useful tips, Dick and Jane could have avoided their disastrous Candle Escapade. As a note, they violated five of these six Candle Rules.
- - Amid frenzied states of passion, avoid rolling too close to your lit candles. You may be too involved to feel the intense heat of the candle burning through your flimsy negligee, or your ears may accidentally block out that little noise that a candle makes when it gently tumbles over, igniting the room with more than passion.
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- - If the frenzied state starts to escalate towards temporary insanity, take a brief moment to blow out your candles.
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- - If you decide to incorporate melted wax into your passion session, don't test out the power of the heat anywhere near your box of fireplace matches.
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- - Be open-minded about recognizing the power of external heat. A laborious romantic session amid a candle display that's been arranged to replicate a Kung Fu movie set, can often leave the candle worshipers with third degree burns due to the reflecting rays. We aren't talking about neat dragon wrist imprints either; this is a complete crispy critter body burn that even aloe vera and Vitamin E will not phase.
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- Mind Example: Using the above referenced television `thriller', try to remember the old dude with the ZZ Top beard who volleyed around the word grasshopper a lot. Big time candle damage!
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- - If you suffer from allergies that are unleashed by scents, use unscented candles. A high-potency aromatic candle can blow up your normal-sized nostrils to the size of Trigger's in no time flat. If you have square, sharp choppers, this is almost guaranteed to put an immediate end to all passion.
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- - And by all means, NEVER EVER NEVER, leave a candle burning when carrying romance to another room of your den.
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