Leftover Fruitcake from Christmas – One Dozen Outdoor Answers

Are you still harboring that leftover fruitcake from the holidays?  Don’t know what to do with it?  Well, fret no more!  We have answers at the Outdoor Nature Hut for your Fruitcake Problem…

Aunt Loma, God bless her heart.  It’s the same gift each year; homemade fruitcake – loaded with enough nuts to blow up the Hoover Dam.  Don’t know what to do with it – and summer is at your heels?  Well, fret no more.  Here are our great suggestions for wiping out the log:

1. If your leftover fruitcake is the size of an ACME brick, try using it as a doorstop.  Your Aunt Loma probably won’t even notice.

2. Take it on your next outdoor adventure and share it with the wildlife.  They generally have Teeth of Steel.

3. Use it as a shot-put.

4. Stick a chunk of coal in the middle of the log.  You’ll have a diamond in about 12 weeks.

5. Give it a proper burial at sea.  Do NOT invite Aunt Loma.

6. Donate it to Science.

7. Hold on to it a few more months and you can use it to drain your pool by pitching it into the water.

8. Use it as a boat anchor while feeding the fish at the same time.  Carp love fruitcake.

9. Pan it off on the neighborhood birds.  They’ll whistle funny due to the bent beaks, but those should straighten out before the holidays hit again.

10. Save it for this year’s holidays and pass it along.

Remember to pull out special items to add romance to ANY menu such as candles, music and your village fiddler.

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