Goldlilocks & the Three Fairies
as told by Qwin, the Fairy
Once upon a time, a long time ago, lived Three Fairies in the wood. Their names were Papa Fairy, Mama Fairy and Baby Fairy.
One fine morning, Papa Fairy cooked up some Fairy Tale Pudding for breakfast, with added multiple vitamins. But there was a BIG problem. The whipped topping was hard and frozen and Papa Fairy's pudding just wasn't pudding without whipped topping.
"I know what to do!" Mama Fairy exclaimed. "Let's go play Trip the Old Witch while our topping thaws."
Papa Fairy and Baby Fairy were delighted. Before much time passed, they were in the wood searching for the mean witch that lived in the forest. Tripping her would be lots of fun.
In the meantime, back at Fairy Cottage, a little elfwich named Goldilocks came along. She was tired. She had been helping Old Witch of the Woods trip little children all day long. Her dogs were killing her.
She peered into the house, but being an elfwich, she was far too short to see anything except the ceiling.
"Humph! I'll just go inside!" she decided in a huff.
Goldilocks was always in a huff. It was her cranky elfwich way.
She had barely opened the door when Fido the Fairy dog attacked her. Goldilocks screamed, ran from Fairy Cottage and never wandered in the woods again.
Papa Fairy, Mama Fairy and Baby Fairy returned home after tripping Old Witch of the Woods three times and enjoyed Papa's famous Fairy Tale Pudding.
The End

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