No Nookie Tonight

How to Alienate Your Lover - Act 1

Nick meets his old flame Julie on Fifth & Wine and decides to take her home with him to introduce her to his new misses, Arian.  Julie knows that there'll never be anything solid between her and Nick, but my - is he a sharp dresser.  And, another 'oh my', because he's such a difficult catch that he sure would make a desirable trophy - something that a woman could pride herself in netting.

Act II

Arian has the dinner table shimmering with a romantic aura - candles, wine, china and a small gift for her beloved Nick.  What a lucky woman she was to have secured his love.  He was picky about everything - from his clothing to his choice of movie, depending on his mood for that given day.  She only hoped that he would like the $2,000 watch she'd been saving so long to give to him.  He had mentioned more than once how he'd fancied the bobble when they'd pass Smitty's Jewelers.

Act III

The three of them were seated in the den, Arian feeling most uncomfortable.  How dare Nick bring his ex-girlfriend here!  He was looking pretty clucky right now, too - roaming those large blue eyes of his curiously over Julie.   But Julie didn't seem uncomfortable - nor did Nick.

So what would you do if you  were in Arian's shoes?  Would you er...'watch' out for your own self and ditch Nick?  Or, would you grin and bear it because Nick's such a hot catch?

And what has Nick got going on in the back of that fop little head of his?  Did he bring Julie to meet his better half because he wanted to show Arian off?  Or...could he have a little internal  love flower that's suddenly  festering feelings for Julie?

In the end, Arian realized that Nick was nothing more than a fop and Julie, a fop lover.  She decided to return the watch for her $2,000.  She's still deciding how to handle Nick's illustrious moment, and in the meantime has invited her mother for a long visit.  Yes....payback is ....well, enough said.

Moral of the Story:   "Don't be a fop or your romance will be a flop."

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