Cupid &
Online Romance - Mary Ann or Ginger?
Kirk had spent the last 12 months in solitary confinement - or equivalently so. No intimate contact with the female species; no dates, romantic phone calls, or sexy whispers into the ear.
Then WHAM - last month he meets not one, but two quite unique, quite wonderful women. And he thought he had problems before! Yikes! In the beginning, things had been quite harmless…
His cousin, Jody, had successfully coaxed Kirk into volunteering as a judge in a local beauty pageant. Never in his wildest dreams could Kirk have imagined that the voluptuous Mary Ann would take a shine to him. She was quite beautiful; golden brown hair, tall, slender - and the recent winner of the contest in question. In fact, Kirk's vote broke the tie.
On the other hand, there was Ginger; a petite, sweet, dark-haired, healthy-looking girl and she'd made the best tasting buttermilk pie that Kirk had ever sampled! What a woman; what a cook, what a sweet person!
So now, THE question must be confronted. Mary Ann? Or Ginger? He'd considered a coin toss, for about two seconds. This decision would require a bit more justice. There was so much to consider:
- How could he break the heart of one of these wonderful ladies?
- How could he live without Ginger's wonderful pies, much less cookies he'd
love to live to see?
- How could he live without Mary Ann's beautiful smile and large chest?
- Could he possibly date both without a commitment?
No, he'd have to come to some sort of resolution. Kirk had been sitting in the tiny diner mulling over his situation for quite some time now. His hands were sweaty, his brow was tense and his head ached from too many deep thoughts. He was suddenly drawn from his stupor as a fair-haired beauty slithered into the booth beside him, taking up one of his hands in hers.
Kirk jerked his head up to meet a pair of emerald-colored eyes - why, he'd never seen eyes this green. She smiled, then offered, "I've been studying you for a long while and you look very troubled. Perhaps I can help? My name is Lovey."

Keeping
Down Allergies in the Bedroom
|Homemade
Potpourri | Homemade
Bathsalts | Sea
Scents Echo Romance | Monster
Love, Monster Breath | Fall
Decor - A Magical Transformation!
| Decorating
With Flowers | Finding
Love on the Internet | The
Hex | Stressed
From Stress | Big
Bad Mac | Scripture
Cake | Romantic
Picnic | Leftover
Fruitcake

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