Cupid &
Online Romance - Why Men Leave the Lid Up
It's a Sea Thing...
Let's face it. Guys are nautical. Anything connected with water equals 'nautical' to a manly man. To better help us understand the inner-workings of why guys leave the lid up, let's analyze la toilet.
The bowl itself is representative of a vessel. In strong manly men, the vessel might be a Viking ship. In medium-strength manly men, the vessel might be a speed boat. In weak manly men, the vessel is almost always the Tidy Bowl boat.
The water stands for the sea itself. In strong manly men, the sea is strong, filled with whitecaps, threaded with rocking waves and unpredictability. In medium-strength manly men, the sea is filled with salt and seaweed, and very boisterous. In weak manly men, the sea is a beautiful Tidy Bowl blue.
The handle represents the Captain's wheel. In strong manly men the wheel is crafted of steel, strong and unbendable. In medium-strength manly men, the wheel is crafted of wood, a bit rugged and filled with dangerous splinters. In weak manly men, the wheel is always crafted of pink plastic.
The lid represents a ship's portal, a window of freedom and effervescent seabreezes. In strong manly men, the portal is hewn from balsam wood; firm and brilliant. In medium-strength manly men, the portal is hewn from a mimosa tree; strong but bendable and a bit fragrant. In weak manly men, the portal is hewn from shitim wood.
What they see in the flush: In strong manly men, their nautical world is filled with beautiful mysterious mermaids. In medium-strength manly men, their nautical world is filled with Viking ships, which usually support a leaking hole or two. The nautical world of the weak manly man is most always filled with a capsized
Tidy Boat.
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Other manly names for the toilet:
- The Head
- The John
Keeping
Down Allergies in the Bedroom
|Homemade
Potpourri | Homemade
Bathsalts | Sea
Scents Echo Romance | Monster
Love, Monster Breath | Fall
Decor - A Magical Transformation!
| Decorating
With Flowers | Finding
Love on the Internet | The
Hex | Stressed
From Stress | Big
Bad Mac | Scripture
Cake | Romantic
Picnic | Leftover
Fruitcake
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Reading Treasures
