Dear Jane Letter
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Dear Jane, it is with
great sadness that I must inform you that I was bitten
by a werewolf last night. I was walking home,
under the bright full moon and the next thing I knew
- the beast was upon me.
As you know, there is
no known cure for those unfortunate souls who suffer
from the bite of the werewolf. Believe me, I have
spent hours pondering our break-up, wondering the consequences
that it will have on you.
As for me, my love -
don't worry for I shall never forget about you. Whenever
I turn werewolf and stand naked under the light of a
full moon, I'll howl over you - a long, ponderous, lingering
howl - a howl that wretches to be unleashed from the
bottom of my soul.
Please go on with your
life as it's what I want you to do. Never look
back! Sometimes, love really does bite.
Sincerely,
Randy Randy
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