Dear John Letter
#2
Dear John, for
the last two months I've had a strong urge to adjust
some aspects of my life. Of course, I know that you
love me - and that you'll understand totally.
With that said, I wanted
to set forth a letter to you to discuss the series of
changes in my life because these changes will of course,
affect you too. And I know that you'll support
me 100%. I have condensed my list to reflect my
top ten life changes.
1. I plan to purchase
a Saint Bernard, perhaps two.
2. I have decided that
French armpits are far sexier than American armpits,
therefore I am never shaving there again.
3. And as long as I'm
not shaving under my arms, why go to the trouble to
shave my legs?
4. Or my chin beard?
5. And upper lip?
6. Mother and I are
growing apart, so I plan to ask her to visit with us
for a month.
7. Perhaps two.
8. I think I would like
to have twins, John.
9. Then again, triplets
sounds nice - and as long as mother is there to help,
why not? Get it all OVER at once. (note the subliminal
message in implementing the capital OVER?)
10. I suppose that with
babies on the way, we'll need to ditch your sport's
car and invest in a Geo.
Sincerely,
Why Do You Spoil Me
So Rotten!
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