Dear John Letter
#3
Dear John, let me count
the ways that I love you! The thing that I love
best about you is the big size of your pocketbook.
I also adore how sexy
that I look in your hot red sport's car. And how could
I ever forget how much that I love your love for sports
- because how else could I have such a perfect excuse
to go shopping with your money? Ha ha.
And I love how you look
in the colorful Hawaiian shirt that your mother bought
you last Christmas because whenever you wear that shirt,
it gives me the opportunity to wear my white satin gown
which parallels so nicely against all that wild color.
I really love how it makes me stand out and shine
in a crowd. By you, of course!
I also love your brain
- and who cares that it's just a bit slower than average?
I love it, and that's what counts.
I also love the fact
that you have no sense of direction and that I do. Who
else in the world has a man that can't tell west from
east? North from south? And Texas from Nevada?
Sincerely,
Proud Mary
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